Gunslinger Girl: II Teatrino
There’s just something about little girls packing massive firepower that never fails to fascinate. I blame Natalie Portman. Certainly Japan does too. Gunslinger Girl, first produced by Madhouse in 2003, was something of a pleasant surprise despite its ridiculous premise of little girls taken by the Italian Government to become pint-sized cybernetic Jack Bauers.
Even so, the show ran with it and turned out to be an engaging character study. Five years later, the follow up Gunslinger Girl Il Teatrino nixes most of what made the original intriguing and becomes just another action show; and not a great one at that.
This time handled by Artland (perhaps best known for Megazone 23 and, more recently, Mushishi), Il Teatrino first seems to hold the same promise of introspective drama spiked with explosive action. Eschewing the original series’ more episodic approach, this time there’s an overarching story to drive things along.
Taking place not long after the first series, the Social Welfare Agency (the front group for the aforementioned premise) has been tasked with rooting out the Padania Republic Faction (PDF), a terrorist organization seeking political autonomy from the country. As a trio of vengeful PDF assassins plot to blow up a bridge and single out Agency members for elimination, a wider web of connections becomes revealed and the definition of family and obligation become tried with no side being what it seems.
This is made even more apparent since the budget has taken a significant hit, with still-frames replacing the fluid (pun fully intended) action from before. Yet another shame given Artland was the group that wowed audiences world-wide with Megazone 23.
To wit, little Angelica gets ecstatic and blushes over her ex-cop handler Marco praising her for Trying Her Best to kill some guy, it’s done with the same maudlin “You did it, kid!” flair as the fresh rookie scoring the winning goal in a sports movie. Asaka sought to play with the moe metaphor in the fratello arrangements to its most extreme end; Ishiodori seems content to stay sane by going mad, as Douglas Adams would’ve put it.
If the core premises’ morality goes unquestioned, then at least the characters get some depth and they become watchable, if not. Similarly, by halfway through, the momentum rolls into something that would be fine forgettable entertainment for a rainy Sunday, but nowhere near the must-see that was the original. Still, if a 13-episode show requires 6 episodes to get anywhere interesting, there is little in point in tuning in the first place.
Even so, it’s not as if there aren’t little flourishes of brilliance throughout. For one, the music by Ko Otani, who also served as composer for Haibane Renmei and the recent Tokyo Magnitude 8.0, is absolutely stunning. Driven in pounding piano and strings, you canal most see the streets of Tuscany just by listening. Similarly, the dream-like blend of Lomography by way of a Rorschach test that makes up the opening perfectly captures the quiet desperation otherwise lacking here.
This is all milk spilled by machine gunfire though. Il Teatrino is to Gunslinger Girl what Kite Liberator is to Kite. The thinking man’s girls-with-guns ultraviolence this is not.
Rating: C-
Written by: Fernando Ramos
Director: Hiroshi Ishiodori
Animation Production: Artland
Licensed by: Funimation


























